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Item
of the Week-
Act Your Age Not Your Dick Size
Here
at Sik World we are surrounded by total infant idiots,
including yours truly. It is not uncommon to hear statements
like “I know you are but what am I” and “I’m
rubber and you’re glue” in the Sik World office.
The beautiful women that we work with respond by saying,
“Act your age not your dick size.” This statement
doesn’t offend us though, we always act like we’re
twelve! Sik World encourages you to remind the men in
your life to behave like grown-ups by purchasing this
shirt for your immature other.
When you use the following discount code, we
will take 25% off your entire order if you make a purchase
that includes this new item.
DISCOUNT CODE: SIKAGE
Click
here to go to this item on our website
-Act your age not your dick size.
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Barbie
& Sasha
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More
photo sessions video madness
Barbie
& Sasha, two girls that will turn heads when
they are together. The party always gets a little
bit more interesting when they arrive. Barbie has
an affinity for lollipops as you can see from the
cover of our 2008 catalog and Sasha can always make
you feel right at home with that caring sassiness
that makes her so lovable. Don't miss their video
featured on our videos page, click the pic to the
left now and remember great things come in pairs,
and sometimes pairs of pairs.
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Economic
Stimulus
So the economy is gonna get a little boost from
the government, huh? Well I say it's about fuckin'
time. They've been fucking us with no lube for some
time now and it's been, to say the least, very un-stimulating.
Anyway, this presents us with a great opportunity,
a reason to spend your new found wealth! Why not
up your chances of being actually stimulated by
spending your free government money on some new
Sik World Stuff. That way, when you go out to celebrate,
your chances will be much higher for some real action.
Then all you have to do is sit back and watch your
stock rise.. pun intended.
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Sonic
Syndicate
Rocks the ‘World.
Beauty
and brutality don't come together often enough
for us at Sik World, so when they do we make
damn sure you know about it. Nuclear Blast
recording artist Sonic Syndicate embody everything
we love about hard music; brutal riffs that
can whip a pit into a frenzy. Their recently
released Nuclear Blast disc "Only Inhuman"
is what would happen if Atreyu got into a bar
fight with Children of Bodom and Trivium. On
top of that, Sonic Syndicate feature the drop
dead gorgeous Karin Axelsson, who looks absolutely
stunning in her Sik World gear. Check the band
out as they embark on tour with melodic-power
metal masters Nightwish across the US in May.
In the meantime what are you waiting for? Go
check out Sonic Syndicate now at http://www.myspace.com/sonicsyndicate
and unleash the beat.
Click
here to visit Sonic Syndicate's myspace
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Sonic
Syndicate's -Karin
Sonic
Syndicate has a bass player, and her name
is Karin! Not only is she one of "The
Hottest Chicks in Metal" according to
Revolver Magazine, but she also hangs with
the Sik World crew. Check out her Sik World
banner to the left and don't be bashful. Post
her picture on your page by copying the code
below. Maybe she will see it on your page
and go on a date with you. Or not.
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Sik
People Photos
Thank
you for being really Sik people. It's been a while
but we have finally processed your photos. Now you're
a fuckin' star. You can find your shot at http://www.sikworld.com/photo_gallery_sik_people.php.
You can now forward that link to your
friends and other acquaintances who never thought
you'd get anywhere and proudly say, "Look at
me now, bitches. I'm somebody, I'm Fuckin' Sik!"
If you didn't send in a photo then you didn't receive
our email including the discount code for some Sik
credit. Better get your camera and start snappin'
some Sik pics quick.
-click
here to submit your photo
-click
here to view Sik People photo gallery
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