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Now’s your chance to get involved and play god of the Sik World. This is where all the new ideas are born and it’s your job to decide which one’s live and which one’s die. If you read one and think, “That’s not funny at all” then mark it down as Hate It. If you have no opinion at all, mark it as Don’t Care. If it’s the greatest thing you’ve ever heard in your life, or if you actually laugh out loud, then give it a Love it. Vote on the ones you like, as many as you’d like. You don’t have to vote on all of ‘em, but why not? We’ll need your email address so we can tell if you’ve already voted on this batch and we’ll let you know when a fresh, new batch is ready for the pickin’.
 
1. Life Sucks So Why Don't You
 
2. TAKE OFF YOUR FUCKING SHOES door sign
 
3. nice tattoos wanna fuck
 
4. My Mommys tattoos are better and your Mommys Baby T
 
5. Fuck Me I 'm Celebrating My Divorce
 
6. I am so fuckin awesome
 
7. I used to be happily married...now I'm just fucking Happy!
 
8. No thanks, My hand doesn't Bitch!!!
 
9. If we fuck are you going to talk ?
 
10. Why Kick Ass When You Can Fuck It?
 
11. Homewrecker
 
12. I'm not your girl it's just your turn.
 
13. i'd fuck you but u dont have any tattoos
 
14. a big cat can be alot of trouble, but a little pussy never hurt anybody
 
15. I'm not your fuckin' baby
 
16. There are two things I can't stand...racial prejudice and wetbacks
 
17. I love you so much I could shit, Baby.
 
18. Not responsible for damage to personal property.
 
19. ARE YOUR NIPPLES PIERCED OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
 
20. NEVER DO ANYTHING THAT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO THE PARAMEDICS.
 
21. The result of one too many drinks.
 
22. Foreplay is for pussies
 
23. "freelance gynocologist"
 
24. I have a dirty mind, & you're on it.
 
25. life is too short to smoke shitty weed
 
26. i'd tell you to go to hell but i work there and i dont wanna see you every day
 
27. Quit texting and suck
 
28. i swear to drunk im not god
 
29. FUCK YOU, I'M DRUNK!
 
30. Designated Drinker
 
31. SMOKE CRACK & WORSHIP PAPA SMURF
 
32. what the fuck are you looking at?
 
33. the yellow "Oversize Load" safety sign on booty shorts or baby shirts
 
34. I Hate Bitches, But I love Mine!!
 
35. "Born again virgin."
 
36. (from a hat on squidbillies) Too funk to druck
 
37. I'm Married, Therefore I Drink
 
38. I got a little something for you! (I warned you)
 
39. BLOWJOB...The only job I'll ever like!
 
40. Why is that ugly lady looking at me?
 
41. What the fuck is an f bomb?
 
42. Birthday Bitch
 
43. FUCK Fist Pumpers!
 
44. Who said Bringin' Up the Rear was a bad thing?
 
45. My DNA on your TNA?
 
46. I'd Fuck Your Brains Out But It Wouldn't Take Very Long!
 
47. "I put out for chocolate"
 
48. I Make Ugly Look GOOD!
 
49. DONT FUCKING JUDGE ME
 
50. Tell ur ugly friend to stop cock-blockin
 
51. I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this shirt
 
52. I wish my boyfriend was as dirty as this shirt
 
53. Real Men DONT cook.. They eat out...
 
54. To Err is Human, To Give Head is Divine
 
55. What the woeld needs now is love, All I need is someone to spank.
 
56. HELP!! these are not my parents!!!
 
57. For Valentine's Day: "HAPPY SINGLES AWARENESS DAY"
 
58. SHOULD BE TAKEN ORALY
 
59. Sticks & Stones May Break My Bones(In place of the word bones use a pic of a bone) But CHAINS & WHIPS EXXCITE ME
 
60. I'll be easy as long as your hard.
 
61. NOW HIRING for ALL POSITIONS
 
62. HAPPY 4th of July Now light my rocket!
 
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